analogies

I kinda like the first one...

url: http://www.jimgeary.com/faves/joxe/JOXETC02.HTM

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He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. (Joseph Romm, Washington)

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. (Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station)

hrrrmmmmmmm i dont see a picture.......



time to ask "the google"

google! you failed me!



now let's look at the fourth result......

ah, that's better

what a wonderful world....