my life is boring, but my IM converssations are the exact opposite.
take this as an example
[January,29 at 20:04:36] john: 16 THINGS YOU CAN DO AT A WAL-MART STORE"
/> 24 boxes of candy that YOU ate and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
/> Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
/> Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
/> Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
/> Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M on lay away.
/> Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
/> Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
/> When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
can't you people just leave me alone?"
/> Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
/> While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
/> Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
/> In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
/> Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
/> When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
/> Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
/> Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
i saw a kid do a 14 once in a target store
i have never been in a walmart
take this as an example
[January,29 at 20:04:36] john: 16 THINGS YOU CAN DO AT A WAL-MART STORE"
/> 24 boxes of candy that YOU ate and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
/> Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
/> Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
/> Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
/> Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M on lay away.
/> Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
/> Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
/> When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
can't you people just leave me alone?"
/> Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
/> While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
/> Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
/> In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
/> Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
/> When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
/> Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
/> Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
i saw a kid do a 14 once in a target store
i have never been in a walmart
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