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I am greatly pleased and will begin blogging with new vigor as soon as i get over this stomach bug.
I am moving ALL of the howtos on this site over to my new blog
http://johnshowtos.blogspot.com
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first post on the new blog: port forwarding
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
steps of a migrane
guess what happened today?
migrane...
1. start seeing spots
"$&#(@"
2. small pains
"double $&#(@"
3. pain grows
"should i leave?"
4. ask teacher to be excused
"why do i need a buddy to go down with me? its just a headache"
5. arrive at nurse's office
"whats that smell?"
6. enter a dark room to ease the pain
"tripple $&#(@"
7. wait
"..."
8. ask to go home
"did i wait long enough?"
9. call a parent.
"no ones home... maybe the cell phone..."
10. back to the dark room
"..."
11. parent arrives
"finaly"
12. go home
"nice"
13. sleep
"zzz"
14. vomit
"EWWWWW"
15. sleep
migrane...
1. start seeing spots
"$&#(@"
2. small pains
"double $&#(@"
3. pain grows
"should i leave?"
4. ask teacher to be excused
"why do i need a buddy to go down with me? its just a headache"
5. arrive at nurse's office
"whats that smell?"
6. enter a dark room to ease the pain
"tripple $&#(@"
7. wait
"..."
8. ask to go home
"did i wait long enough?"
9. call a parent.
"no ones home... maybe the cell phone..."
10. back to the dark room
"..."
11. parent arrives
"finaly"
12. go home
"nice"
13. sleep
"zzz"
14. vomit
"EWWWWW"
15. sleep
how to hide files in an image
I just figured this out today.
I was looking for a way to host any file I wanted on sites like photobucket and imageshack.
UPDATE: my friend using my digg account just submitted this. this MUST have been posted before so if it was, drop me a link and I'll include it.
so here's how.
1. Find an image to use as the base image. I used a pineapple fish
2. next grap a copy of rar.exe off the net. I found mine in a copy
I was looking for a way to host any file I wanted on sites like photobucket and imageshack.
UPDATE: my friend using my digg account just submitted this. this MUST have been posted before so if it was, drop me a link and I'll include it.
so here's how.
1. Find an image to use as the base image. I used a pineapple fish
2. next grap a copy of rar.exe off the net. I found mine in a copy
of Hak.5's USB Hacksaw. there is a *free* copy on http://www.rarlabs.com but that is a tutorial for a later time.
3. find the file that you want to put inside the other image. I decided to put an apricot in the fish.
4. open a command prompt. (start>run>type "cmd")
5. cd to wherever you saved rar.exe, mine was on the desktop *note* your image and other files must be in the same directory as rar.exe
6. run these commands (remove the "")
1. "rar a hide.rar (name of file to be hidden)"
2. "copy /B "(first image name(pineapple fish))" + hide.rar image.jpg"
7. you should now have 5 files, rar.exe, apricot.jpg, pineapple_fish.jpg, hide.rar, image.jpg
8. done!
now when you look at the image, you will only see the first image that you used - the pineapple fish - the other one is hidden inside. to find it, use a rar decompresser. i like 7-zip because its free and open source.
the file that you put inside the image can be any file that you want including exe's
(in fact, i just recently used this trick to give one of my friends an exe thru photobucket)
(its kinda hard to see but thats the aprocot image inside the pineapple fish image)
3. find the file that you want to put inside the other image. I decided to put an apricot in the fish.
4. open a command prompt. (start>run>type "cmd")
5. cd to wherever you saved rar.exe, mine was on the desktop *note* your image and other files must be in the same directory as rar.exe
6. run these commands (remove the "")
1. "rar a hide.rar (name of file to be hidden)"
2. "copy /B "(first image name(pineapple fish))" + hide.rar image.jpg"
7. you should now have 5 files, rar.exe, apricot.jpg, pineapple_fish.jpg, hide.rar, image.jpg
8. done!
now when you look at the image, you will only see the first image that you used - the pineapple fish - the other one is hidden inside. to find it, use a rar decompresser. i like 7-zip because its free and open source.
the file that you put inside the image can be any file that you want including exe's
(in fact, i just recently used this trick to give one of my friends an exe thru photobucket)
(its kinda hard to see but thats the aprocot image inside the pineapple fish image)
Sunday, April 8, 2007
Truly Tasteless Joke
A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, "He's great. He does the work of two men. We need him."
So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to
have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd
hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with?
Drugs? Alcohol?"
The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law
drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday
morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on
my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing
you know, I'm f-----g her."
The boss says, "You f--k your sister?"
The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."
via: jokesbee.com
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